Sherman's on fine form. He's been trying to buy a drink in Utah.
"Most gas stations and supermarkets have a cooler containing cans and bottles upon which is stenciled the word, "beer." Don't be fooled. It is 3.2% by volume. As we all know, these are merely bottles and cans of colored water, at which several elderly ladies from Bratislava with gigantic moles sporting prehensile hairs on their chins have screamed the word, "beer" repeatedly."
I looked for a hairy mole photo for this post, but they all made me feel sick, so you'll have to do without one.
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